Quotes from my evening in Ottawa

"He's fuckin hot, but he's got a small cock and puts a finger in your bum."
"Uh... yeah maybe don't introduce me"

"I mean... what are you gonna do? Pull it out and give me a Dirty Sanchez?!"

"Everytime I see her I think, haha Gross Vagina Girl! You have a gross vag... Guess he's the one settling now."
"I guess vaginas come in all different shapes and sizes... I'm lucky, I've been blessed with a nice vagina."

"I'm pure... yeah pure til I get into bed!"