The longest paper

In the past 72 hours I have:

- Chewed four packs of gum
- Watched at least 15 episodes of the Gilmore Girls
- Seen Downfall
- Had sex three times
- Slept for 18 hours in five sessions (love those naps)
- Filed my nails
- Listened to 'Angel Mine' sixteen times
- Baked muffins
- Washed my hair once, and only once
- Had two dance parties alone in my apartment to Joss Stone
- Contemplated putting my head through a window
- Seriously contemplated getting high but deciding against it
- Written almost ten crappy pages of my last essay ever at McGill, and concluded that it probably would have turned out about the same if I had been high

I am currently contemplating it again. After this paragraph I'm going to call it a night, conclude this bitch tomorrow and hand it in by five. Then I am going to recruit some followers and treat myself to a fancy drink night out!