What I learned yesterday

Yesterday Julia saved me from my insanity, and we had a good laugh about most things, and I learned something funny and interesting.

Ever heard of Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome? I hadn't either, but its not a joke. It exists. I will spare you the details of course, but basically it is a syndrome caused by masturbating in an incorrect fashion. I know! How can you 'masturbate wrong'? But you can, and after reading this, if I were a guy masturbating incorrectly, I'd stop doing it: http://www.healthystrokes.com/

Anyways, the best part was when we started going through our respective lists and realizing that both of us had been with guys who could not get off... strange? It was at the time. Now I know better. It wasn't me, it was them, caused by their masturbatory trauma.