'Off'
As of today I'm 'off'.
Apparently, going 'off' will help me to take it 'off' and then I can reclaim some of my slightly tighter fitting trousers. *sigh* I spent so long being skinny, what happened? My biggest fears will hopefully be asuaged and everything will melt away and I'll just sit and throw on those khakis and laugh at the world.
I'd almost be more reassured to find out I was knocked up, at least then I'd know why 15 lbs mysteriously attached themselves to me. As things are going, I'm still putting it on despite working out and eating well... so as a last resort I'm going 'off' and sitting tight with that. I'm about 5 lbs away from forcefully developing an eating disorder... or dropping carbs... frankly I think that the former would be more pleasant than the latter. What good is food if I can't eat bread?
Right now I'm looking at my stomach and wondering what the fuck happened. How can I still be gaining? Dammit maybe I am knocked up... although its been a bit too long for that to have happened... I know! Immaculate conception... son of god and all that...
Oh man, I've officially dropped off the deep end... okay this post needs to end, the side of me that spends time whining about my weight is not the best side of me.
Apparently, going 'off' will help me to take it 'off' and then I can reclaim some of my slightly tighter fitting trousers. *sigh* I spent so long being skinny, what happened? My biggest fears will hopefully be asuaged and everything will melt away and I'll just sit and throw on those khakis and laugh at the world.
I'd almost be more reassured to find out I was knocked up, at least then I'd know why 15 lbs mysteriously attached themselves to me. As things are going, I'm still putting it on despite working out and eating well... so as a last resort I'm going 'off' and sitting tight with that. I'm about 5 lbs away from forcefully developing an eating disorder... or dropping carbs... frankly I think that the former would be more pleasant than the latter. What good is food if I can't eat bread?
Right now I'm looking at my stomach and wondering what the fuck happened. How can I still be gaining? Dammit maybe I am knocked up... although its been a bit too long for that to have happened... I know! Immaculate conception... son of god and all that...
Oh man, I've officially dropped off the deep end... okay this post needs to end, the side of me that spends time whining about my weight is not the best side of me.
posted by Care @ 2:54 a.m.
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home